Dumb Blondes

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How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool! There are two types of blondes. They are either dumb to a point where it’s annoying, or they’re geniuses;there’s no in between. If you hear the word “dumb” I promise you that the first thing that will pop into your head is the word “blonde.” Although this stereotype is mostly true, there are exceptions. Some examples of smart blondes are Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Princess Diana, and even Carly from my math class. But just when you’re about to disprove the stereotype, you remember that there’s people in this world like Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton. The stereotype is even shown in movies like with Shelley from “The House Bunny” or Ellen from “Legally Blonde.” Another example would have to be Karen from “Mean Girls” who, in the movie, used her breasts to accurately predict that there was a “30 percent chance that it’s already raining.” In “The House Bunny,” Shelly asked at a restaurant, “Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I get just the one Mahi, because I'm not that hungry?” Although this stereotype may be discriminating and offensive towards blondes, the blondes in today’s society make it hard not to assume this of all blondes. Many dumb brunettes actually dye their hair blonde to try to justify their stupidity. Other natural blondes trick themselves into acting stupid because they feel they need to fit the stereotype or that it makes them more attractive to act stupid. The worst part is that they’re right. Usually, if you ask a man, he will tell you that he would prefer to date a blonde instead of a brunette or a red-head. This is way many girls today strive to be perfect the “Barbie-doll” look in order to get more guys. If you’re still not convinced of oh dumb blondes really are, I’ll leave you with this… A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I...
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