Contribution to Life

You have a free ticket to ask me any thing {i can't lie}. But only 1 question ;)   & if ur not a chicken u'll send this 2 all ur contacts & see what they ask?...A man went to a salon for a hair cut, on getting there the man ask the barber MAN: how much to cut hair?, BARBER : 500naira, MAN: haba, that expensive, ok how much to shave? BARBER: 50naira. MAN: "ABEG COME SHAVE MY HEAD"( Alfred toh funny)YIN YANG STYLE
DID YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN LAST WEEKEND???

DON'T WORRY WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST!!!!!!!

Come party with 10 of Ghana and Nigeria sophisticated girls @ WHIZZYs LOUNGE this FRIDAY.

This is the official launch of RAVE GIRLS gh.

Guest appearances from JULIET IBRAHIm,EAZZY of Lynx ENT.. And α surprise guest..

RED CARPET STARTS at 10pm sharp and its hosted by DENRELE..

This party is gonna be showed on soundcity TV and G-Base TV..

TAX--- 20gh for regular, 40gh VIP and 50gh vip exclusive..Before Marriage:
Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
Girl: Do u want me to leave??
Boy: NO!!!!
Girl: Do u love me?;;)  
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??
Boy: Never in my life
Girl: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will u hit me??
Boy: Are u crazy..!:|  
Girl: Can i trust u??
Boy: Yes..!!
Girl: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-
(now read from bottom to topA Horse & chicken were good friends.
1 day the horse fell into a hole. The chicken called a farmer who used his Range Rover car 2 lift the horse. Then 1 day the chicken fell into the hole. The horse lowered his dick & pulled the chicken out.

Moral of the story- If you have a big dick, you don't need a Range Rover to pick up chicks!!;) [continues]

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