I’m running for class president so vote for me today
Improving our school is what we need to do,
Together we get better I’m the candidate for you
If you’re looking for fun and you wanna make some green
I’m the girl you need to represent 2016!
Teachers, my fellow students; for those of you who don’t know me, hi! My name is Kate Salkowitz, and I’m running for freshman class president. Now, some of you might be thinking to yourselves, “Who, or what is a Salkowitz?” Well, Salkowitz is the last name of a girl who has been attending the Lakeland Central School District since she was 5, a girl who has made the honor roll every year, and a girl who is gunna put the “fun” in FUNdraising. I mean, selling candles is a great way to make money, but I think together, we can think of other ways as well. Like, what if we did a knock-off FoamFest? Charge admission and get everybody feeling bubbly inside while the Class of 2016 is making money. Fun, interesting fundraisers is something I can promise you as president. As class president, I will make no false promises. I can’t get us all Macs, and I can’t make the walls of the hallway hot pink, but what I can do is try to bring back watermelon at lunch, and I will fight for your right to use the bathroom during class. Four minutes is not enough time for a person to get to class, and do their business. Also, I’m a great leader. I was a GirlScout. “On my honor, I will try, to serve God and my country, to help people at all times, and to live by the Girl Scout Law.” Let’s be honest, as freshmen, we’re not the best-liked grade in the school. Isn’t it unfair? Being automatically disliked, simply because we’re freshmen? Well, if you vote for me as class president, I’ll make sure that we come out looking so awesome, that the upperclassmen won’t be able to find anything to make fun of us for. Do any of these ideas sound appealing to you? Well, there are plenty more where those came from, I'm...