Chuck Norris

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Top 50 Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes
* Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa, and won. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. -------------------------------------------------
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* There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris hears sign language
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* When Chuck Norris stares at the Sun, the Sun goes blind. -------------------------------------------------
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* When it's time for people to die, the Grim Reaper shows up. When its time for the Grim Reaper to die, Chuck Norris shows up. -------------------------------------------------
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* 911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency
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* Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1" -------------------------------------------------
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* When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion. -------------------------------------------------
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* There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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* Chuck Norris corrects spell check
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* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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* Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris doesn't stop bullets. The bullets stop on their own. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes -------------------------------------------------
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* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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* Everyone knows the speed of light...Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, death is too scared to tell him -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air. -------------------------------------------------
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* Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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* Chuck Norris doesent need a twitter,...
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