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  • Topic: Lage Raho Munna Bhai, Indian films, Gandhigiri
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Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? I once had a life… then some idiot came and told me to make a FACEBOOK account! When I’m in the car and a sad song comes on the radio, I stare out the window and act like I’m in the music video You know what I hate the most? When I put all my time and energy into a message, and that person sends an owl back saying “K”. Admit it we all get excited when our birthday month starts.

Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
If you always expect the unexpected, doesn’t that make the unexpected expected? Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye…..
When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with

Cool Figure
Long Hair
Fair Complexion

They remind the Tata Sky slogan

Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.
Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!!
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Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.
Sale ko milkar fodenge.
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai. Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao

Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.

Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.

Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.

Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?

Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.

Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.

Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.

Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.
Movies of school life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum.
Sirf 2 log muqaddar wale hote hai,
Ek wo jinko sachcha pyar milta hai,
Aur
Dusra wo jinka TARBOOZ meetha nikalta hai,
Enjoy the tarbooz season.
By A Non-Vegetarian :

"Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life ... "
Losing A Loved 0ne ? ?

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Solving The Final Accounts
And
Then Finding That Your
Balance Sheet Doesn't Tally
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