50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Speach

50 ways to leave your lover
INTRODUCTION
How would you define a lover? Have you ever thought about yourself as a lover? Modern dictionary defines lover as a person who is in love with another. Having a relationship of any kind with someone is always emotional and at the same time feelings are involved.
Leaving your lover can be separated in many categories. Talking, avoiding and crushing are some of the ways to leave your lover.
BODY
I. First I would like to discuss leaving your lover by talking to and setting things straight.
Some of the samples of using this technique are:
A. Being honest:
  * “This is not working.”
  * “I met somebody else.”
  * “I don't consider myself in a relationship.”
With a modern technology comes a variation on this subject. All of these can be executed by leaving a voicemail, sending a text or email. Unfortunately, or fortunately (depending on what side of this conversation you are standing) these are acceptable in modern society.
B. Lying:
  * “It’s not you it’s me
  * “My mother is sick and I need to help her so I won’t be having time for anything.”
  * “I need time to think.”
  * “I need time to focus on myself” and similar variations of the same subject.
Special category is getting somebody else to do it in your name.
II. Avoiding the entire situation is second way to leave your lover. This specific way is very complicated because it requires skills in lying, time management and knowledge of basic law.
A. Making plans with a partner and changing them in last minute or just not showing up are basic requirements for this way of leaving your lover.
B. Lying is a requirement because excuses have to be realistic and convincing but at the same time obvious just enough for your partner to get “the message”
Some of the examples are:
  * Not acting like yourself. (Making scenes and embarrassing your partner in any possible occasion)
  * Blaming everything on her/him. (creating a theory that 3th world war... [continues]

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