**This is a group that tries to add some sense of humor to medicine!! ** Non medics are more than welcome. (They can always help keep us on the ground). ** No serious or proper medical stuff please!! (I think what we see in real life is enough!!)
ok so here are the reasons i came up with!!
1. The stethoscope
2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work 3. They can give you a free medical consultation
4.You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with a water infection!! 5. They are smart!!
6. They know their anatomy well (know what works and where)
7. They are heavy weight party people in the weekend
8. Let's play doctor!!
9. They are well trained to listen.
10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!
ok!!! so here are some new ones i came up with!!!!
10.1 They always have a strange new story to tell.
10.2 They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex). 10.3 They can stay up all night if you want them to.
10.4 They can guide you in the gym.
10.5 Money!!! (Although they work long hours for it)
10.6 Free medical samples!!
10.7 They are unshockable!!!
10.8 They know what you want to hear and say it!!
10.9 They always try to dress nice!!
10.10 They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way.
2009 ones!! came up with these after a seven day oncall stretch!!
10.001. They agree to whatever you say coz they cannot be bothered to argue. 10.002. They are faithful! (not easy to find someone so they might as well hold on to what they have). 10.003. They have a short attention span! (you can get away with almost anything). 10.004 They double as DIY experts!!
10.005 They can control their facial expression! so they will always be pleasant infront of the in-laws!! 10.006 They have access to gloves!! and have expertise in washing any stain out!! 10.007 They come in handy when you need a mobile task organiser.. 10.008 They...